Got rid of the muskrat. Pawlenty. What a wimp. Where's my eyeliner? Makeup girl is an idiot; Minnesota girls are dumb, that's why I'm from Iowa. This week. Submissive means respect. Good line. Should repurpose that. Default means potted plant. Oh that's good. Ew, jiggly. Where's that dumbbell? Triceps, triceps, triceps. Founding Fathers were all about triceps. James Madison: big fan of the sleeveless shift. Notice I said James Madison. Gotcha' media loses again. Rick Perry. I don't see you. I'm not look-ing. Dum-duh-duh. I am not eating any more corn, no way. I earned this victory and I am done with corn. What I'm going to eat is, I'm going to eat this Huntsman guy for lunch. That's a good one. I wonder if Marcus is right when he says the triple strand overpowers the slash neckline. What's a caucus anyway? Whatever. Bet I win. Still, I should Google it so I don't look dumber than that Palin creature. My clothes are better. Hair too. Economic fix: poor people = pedicab drivers. Rich people's money that they don't have to spend on taxes + pedicab drivers = JOB GROWTH!!! Hey, also: poor people + pedicabs = healthy weight loss. Bonus health care solution! Bonus quote unquote environmental benefit! Bingo. Where's my eyeliner?
