Obama: We must come together in the spirit of bipartisanship to strike a deal.
Them: Fuck you.
Obama: I'll give you my lunch money.
Them: Fuck you.
Obama: Okay, then you can take my shoes too.
Them: Fuck you.
Obama: I'll give you a ride to my house so you can take my mom's stereo, how's that?
Biden: Wow. Neat. I love this.
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